Yuyushiki!
Quit making popping noises.
Shut up! Quit popping already!
Yuzu
Episode 10 Because It's Fun
Yui
It appears my forces are victorious!
We'll see about that.
Yuzu Army
Yui Army
What is this random battle formation?!
It's the Random Battle Formation!
And that's how the dream went!
Don't have dreams like that.
So random!
Cooking Classroom
Hey! Have a look at this!
A Martian! Zap!
You watched that?
Yesterday...
You rented it?
Yeah.
Picked up the case and everything?
Yes...
Why?
It... was an adventure.
But!
Even if a Martian were about to kill you, Yui-chan, I swear I would protect you.
So cool!
I see.
Jeez!
What did you want me to say?
Just... that it made you happy.
Are you a guy or a girl?
Data Processing Club
Hey! Look at this!
Where'd you get that?
Sha-shoom!
Ta-da-da!
What are you laughing at?
Let me! Let me!
Sure.
He's sad?
Ta-da-da!
He's in a bath?!
Ta-da-da!
Don't fill it so high!
How's everyone doing?
Oh, Sensei.
Ta-da—
Enough!
A pro wrestler... in the bathtub?
Pretty much.
He should stretch out more.
A surprisingly mellow response.
Anything else?
I think the water level is too high. It looks a little wasteful.
Anything else?
He might relax better without the mask.
That was number three?
Okay, Mom, please give him a name!
His real name?
Yes, real name. A ring name would be too hard.
Okay... Numata-san?
Numa... "pond"?
And his first name?
N... Numao-san?
Numata Numao?
Are you a bath-lover, Mom?
Lover?
I am a lover!
Yay!
Wah!
Are you a half-in bather?
I'm a full-soak bather.
There we go!
Yay!
Wah!
Mom, what's your mom like? Does she like fish and stuff?
Fish?
Fish People?
That's a restaurant!
She's a housewife.
Is she doing well?
She's doing very well!
Hooray!
Heave-ho!
There's something weird on my finger!
Hello. I'm someone with something weird on my finger.
Say your name!
Hello. I'm someone from a rather wealthy family.
That's just obnoxious!
Hello. I'm someone with a wealthy friend and something weird on her finger.
Hello!
But who are you? Finish it!
Yuzu
Yui
Yuzu Army
Yui Army
What is this spinning battle formation?!
It's the Spinning Battle Formation!
And that's how the dream went!
What the heck?
Oh, yeah! You know...
When I'm allowed to name my character in a game,
I usually call them Polyaness, you know?
Yeah.
I got a little curious, so I tried looking up "Polyaness" online...
What happened?
I didn't get a single result.
What's with that?
Cut it out with the scary stories.
Huh?!
Are you okay?
Is that bad?!
I borrowed a guitar from the light music club!
You actually look the part!
Whoa! What's this?
You can play it like that?
Just play it!
I burrowed—
Hey!
I borrowed a doll from the art club!
You got through it!
Yeah...
But what did you borrow it for?
Well, we were talking,
and they said I could borrow one, so I did.
I see. That's nice.
So...
Should we play with that today?
Zoooom... WHAM! Fweww...
I'm going to the art club! Don't come with me!
She's taking a while.
I wonder if they were mad at her.
Should we have gone with her?
Oh, no. She wouldn't like that.
S... Sea bream.
M... Mountain lion!
No... Mountain gorilla!
Atom.
M... M... Mountain...
Stop sticking "mountain" in front of things.
Why?!
They said it's fine since they have lots of those design dolls
and gave me another one.
You killed it?!
I made one of the third year girls laugh.
I see. What a weird girl.
I'm glad they weren't angry with you!
Yeah!
The little dude is flying...
Let's play carefully with him!
Play, huh?
What should we do?
Both arms at once?!
What is with you? Are you really that stupid?!
Oh, for the love of...
I fooled you, Yui-chan!
This is actually the one I broke before!
I swapped them so quickly, you couldn't see it!
But why did you do that at all?
Oh? Dunno.
I really don't understand Yuzu-chan sometimes.
Yeah, really.
What?! No way!
I thought Yukari-chan would be
the one who understands me!
Don't cling to me over this!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors!
We're trying to tie, okay? Let's get in sync!
Sure!
One, two...
First comes—
Rock, paper—
We didn't even start the same way!
That's kind of pitiful.
How's everyone doing? I had a little free time.
Oh my... I think I came at an awkward time.
Mom! Rock-paper-scissors!
What? Me?
Does anything happen if I lose?
She's confused...
It's so cute!
Rock, paper, scissors...
Shoot!
I can't do it with Mom, either!
What? What's wrong? But you won!
It doesn't matter anymore.
These dolls are my only friends.
What?!
Hey, Yuzuko... you know
you broke both of your friend's arms, right?
Um...
Ichii-san!
Yes?
Hinata-san!
Keep at it?
Get through it?
Something with Yuzuko...
What could it be? Execute her?
Make up with her?
Mr. President! I beg your pardon!
I don't think it's that...
Yuzuko, I—
Old gag.
Yuzu-chan disappeared!
Huh? Yuzuko?
There she is!
When did she get there?
Aren't you embarrassed someone outside might see you?
Absolutely.
Okay, now.
Enough of this gag.
What? Gag?
Sorry I dragged it out so long.
It's exhausting.
Sorry about that, Sensei.
You scared me, there!
What do I do?
Really, don't scare me like that. I'll get scared.
I got into the gag a little too much.
I'm easily scared when people scare me. I really was scared.
I still feel a little alienated.
I don't know what to say.
What is it?
Yuzu-chan. I love you.
It worked! That worked on me so well!
Yukari, what did you do?
What just happened?
Yuyushiki.
It's the change of the seasons...
I am the God of Blessings!
Oh! God!
I shall bless you with 100 long-sleeve T-shirts.
The God of Blessings... long-sleeve T-shirts...
I've gotta wear one.
Meow
How did you like my comic strip?
I don't know...
When did you come up with this?
Oh, it was last night.
So cute!
You really brought this, thinking it was good?
Huh?
You've been waiting all morning for the moment to show this to us?
You were really proud of this?!
Yui-chan, stop it.
I'm ashamed. So ashamed.
I had another one, but now I don't want to show you!
Another one?
It's okay! It'll be great! Yuzu-chan's a genius!
That makes it just as hard to show you...
Want some candy?
Oh, please!
Candy?
Bam!
How do you like it?
Was this landing a failure? A success?
When did you come up with this?
Well... last night...
You were proud of this?
Oh, no! I'm ashamed!
I know! Have some candy!
Hooray!
You skipped right to that?
You can't take compliments?
Here you go, artist Yuzu-chan!
Draw something on the whiteboard!
But nothing's coming to mind!
The artist is in a slump already?
That didn't take long.
N-No! It'll come! I'll do it!
Want to go to a family restaurant?
I want shrimp doria!
I'll stick to the drink bar.
It's fine, order whatever you like.
Whoa, scary!
Hey, can I draw another one?
Sure. But you can't do a zoom-out.
Should we just go home?
Maybe go to a family restaurant?
No... not going.
I wonder if they've drawn something today.
The last panel was very shocking.
Yui-chan, you're gonna draw a comic strip tonight, right?
Huh?
Send it to me when you do!
I'm not going to draw one!
What?
No. You'll draw it, yo.
You'll draw it for sure, yo.
I will not.
Yo?
Bark bark bark!
Bark! Bark!
Bark!
Meow!
What was that? It really made no sense.
What should the punchline be?
Yui-chan...
Good morning...
What is it? You look bad on many levels.
It occurred this morning.
Upon waking, I was attacked by a monster
called "cannot be bothered."
Now I am no good to anyone.
You sound stiff...
But my desire to see Yui-chan and Yuzu-chan
defeated the monster.
Why so you sound so stiff?
So... I'm gonna see Yuzu-chan, then go home.
No!
Morning!
Hey.
Morning...
Can I go home now?
No!
I sure would like to read a fun comic strip!
I've been wanting to since last night!
Yui-chan, do you have one?
Could we change the subject?
There's gotta be something to talk about!
Look that way, now!
Wait! One more time! Forget that happened!
You did it too suddenly.
We can do it after rock-paper-scissors.
But I might lose, then.
It'll be fine!
You'll win!
Okay...
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
She lost.
She lost...
Man... I'm gonna cry.
Can I cry?
Sorry.
I'm sorry!
When I cry... you know how it is.
How is it?
Achoo!
Oh, no, I cried.
From your nose?
That's different.
It's cool to say your nose cried, though!
The dirtiness is soothing!
I drooled a little.
Your mouth cried!
Hey, that's not that dirty.
My eyes cried.
Yeah, don't cry anymore.
My hands cried.
Huh?
They were sweating a lot?
My hair... grew.
What happened to crying?
The shark... swims?
You're scaring me, seriously.
The class... begins.
The potatoes... sprout.
Again?!
I'm so hungry, my stomach...
Your stomach's crying?
Gastric hyperacidity, huh?
I was trying to give a more gentle example.
I'll give you 300 yen. Forgive me?
Huh? Oh, fine.
I know! Can I say something totally unbelievable?
Yes, please do.
My mom wasn't home yesterday,
so my sister and I had to work out dinner.
We talked about what a bother it was,
and in the end... we ate bread.
Bread... for dinner...
That's the punchline?
Oh, that's awful!
Oh, it's like dinnaan!
You could call it that.
No one would call it that.
No one would call it that, huh?
It was lunciabatta, then?
You could call it that.
No one would call it that.
No one would call it that, huh?
You're having fun, huh?
It is fun!
It's always fun when we're together!
I like that!
Let's write it down somewhere!
I don't think that's necessary.
Why's that? Because you're always thinking it?
I see... Let's not, then!
I wish I could shoot electricity from my hands!
Yeah!
What? Would wind be better?
Well, I guess, between the two.
Oh, I like that! Like beef!
What kind of beef would that be?
I mean... why would you want that?
Huh?
Because I could charge things quickly, with my hands.
That's handy!
You could shock people, too!
Why would you do that?
Because it's fun!
Because it's so fun!
I get it.
What would be the handiest thing to shoot from your hands?
You can't say money.
Then what, I wonder?
Probably money...
I see...
What about feelings?
Of course!
Yui-chan... I like you.
That's from your mouth.
Yui-chan...
I love you!
Yes, that is all from your mouth.
They say your memory has a 6:3:1 ratio
for happy, middling, and sad memories!
What are middling memories?
Next Episode
Times Like These
Like when Yui-chan gets mad at us, I guess!
That's middling?